dickiegreenleaf:

“catholic/jewish/muslim guilt” oh you mean like understanding and being aware of your capacity for evil and harm? you mean like knowing that your actions have consequences? 

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beboots:

capacity:

legalizegay:

Must watch

This could save the world you know

Ceaseless watcher

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linguisticparadox:

elodieunderglass:

cogentranting:

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corvidayyy:

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you’re laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you’re laughing

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

Plorn

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

I have an answer to that one too

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

Born without a groove 😔

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saint-batrick:

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mr-ticky:

hootenanie:

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I’ve seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I’ve seen yet. An old seductress saying “hey kid, don’t you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn’t give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?” This goes hard as fuck.

“I used to know your daddy.” kicks like a mule.

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tmmyhug:

tmmyhug:

has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging

has anyone experienced Alarm goes off. devastating

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why-bless-your-heart:

why-bless-your-heart:

One of my favorite genres of American literature is “I am simultaneously horrified and fascinated by what I imagine Catholicism to be.”

One of the things that’s fun about this genre is that you’ve got all of these authors huddled around telling each other ghost stories and then Flannery O’Connor crashes in going “OOGABOOGABOOGA”

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inkmo:

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

well you see,

the sniler

drew a pic of myself hanging out with The Sniler in her cauldron

Tumblr crashes if I try to leave this post so now I’m gonna trap you with the Sniler too

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wolfythewitch:

Stop adapting the iliad and the Odyssey into movies. You’ll never succeed. Adapt them into shounen anime, as is their god given right

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wiremotherworshipper-deactivate:

“i just don’t like masculine women” literally i’m so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

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klngfili:

Happy low opacity elrond day to all who celebrate it

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